With apologies to both Trent Reznor and Johnny Cash. (The Nine Inch Nails song was a big deal when I was in high school, but I like Johnny’s Hurt better. I have a soft spot for just about anything by Johnny Cash, no matter how mawkish. I’m not sure why, but I’ll enjoy something sung by him when I’d gag over the same song by someone else. I know, irrational…)